1. It rains.
2. You’re the only scout, and you’re blind
3. Fighters don’t exist and bombers rarely miss
4. BINGO FUEL!
5. Subs.
6. Torps are everywhere!
7. A DD comes by, drops 2 torps, and wastes you! (ok, maybe a few more…)
8. Shotgun spread.
9. MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
10. Aviation stats are a myth
11. Your F key is starting to come alive again
12. You’re an O-1 (2LT) for life! (Ensign??)
13. You spawn pointed the rocks
14. Your tug boat screws you over and you crash into the island again
15. Island here, island there, islands everywhere!
16. BLITZ!!
17. You spawn 2 feet away from the enemy
18. Auto nubs…
19. You know your mid-range angles better than your max ranges
20. Some tiny something is inside you, and you’re trying to shoot.
21. Skillz. What skills?
22. It costs an arm, a leg, and some more to “improve” your ship
23. You have to type in a code to log in … multiple times
24. You do 300k attack and still lose!
25. Draws… worse than wins or losses
26. The MM decides to give the other team the 3 CVs, and you get nothing!
27. Getting to level 100 means nothing.
28. You can’t hits subs, even though they’re 0.25 in away from you
29. DDs forget they have guns
30. You are almost fully functional, at 100 HP
31. Your team is not your team
32. The last guy on the other team thinks he can find the pot of gold
33. The flagship is a DD
34. The NF2 gods won’t let you play with your buddies
35. Your Tier 5 ship performs better than your Tier 11 ship
36. Fleets are figurative
37. Rankings are fairytales
38. A win rate of 25% is good, and 47% is god-like
39. Mods don’t exist
40. Training is trial by fire
41. Your ship can’t multitask (i.e. launch scout and turn)
42. You spend gold for credits
43. Your planes expire
44. The island beats you up more than the enemy
45. Permanent buys expire (camo)
46. The guide is copy and paste from NF1
47. You have time to grab a beer in between reloads
48. You have time to take a piss waiting for the win
49. You have time to get Micky D's and come back waiting for a game to start
50. Beam me up, Scotty!

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